rebellisk_tarta | Lights, camera....action!

Lights, camera....action!

Fredrik and Mikkel had rooted through Hunter's adult film collection because they had felt like it. The dirty old fox owning all these cheesy, dirty cliche porn films. But oh! Fredrik was now showing Mikkel a rather special themed one.

"Look! Look what I found! It's a sexy spy porn with a boy and an older man. Let's watch this with Erik and Robert! We can make an evening out of it."

Surely, this would be the best idea because it would be hilarious for Erik and Robert to not know what the film was about. That it was hardcore porn. Erik loved spy films didn't he?

"What do you think?"

The bassist now snorting out giggles while showing Mikkel the back of the film box. It showed a man in his late forties with a younger man suggestively bending over a car. Perfect! Erik and Robert wouldn't know it was a porn film because Fredrik would hide the box cover. They could just assume it was an action film.

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Erik was the first at the door because he'd received the message from Fredrik about a film night which was a really good idea. Robert needed to spend some more time with the younger musicians in Erik's mind and this would be the perfect time to do so.

"Hej! Thanks for the message. We're just making tea."

The guitarist let both Mikkel and Fredrik inside, closing the door behind them, noticing Mikkel was carrying bags of possibly food and drink.

Mikkel smiled and then started giggling the moment he saw Erik. "Damien will bring the pizza when it gets here and I brought some wine."

He thought it was polite and sneakily pulled out one of the bottles to hand to Erik while keeping a hold of the bag with the "other things" also in it.

Robert came over after setting out the tea on the coffee table by the couch where they would presumably be watching the movie. "Good evening. You two look drunk?"

Mikkel started to laugh more. For once both of them were relatively sober.

"There is pizza too? Robert is vegetarian---"

Fredrik interrupted Erik and put a hand on the older Swede's arm in assurance. It had all been sorted so Erik didn't need to worry about the Brit's dietary requirements. Everything would be cool.

"It's ok, we've sorted the pizzas haven't we, Mikkel? Oh, what tea are you making?"

The bassist now trying to distract Erik more as Mikkel had the bag in his hands. For once both boys were more sober than usual.

"We're not drunk this time! Not as trashed as we usually are."

As Robert and Erik headed toward the other room with Robert to check out the tea, the Dane hung back and stowed the bag under the end table next to the couch. The wine in his hand he set on the end table so that he wouldn't be found out and held the tape in his hand. The bag was also in reaching distance.

"It's just a black tea. I didn't know what type you drank." Robert was pouring himself a cup of tea.

Mikkel sat down on the same end of the couch as where he had stored his bag. "In Denmark, we drink more coffee than tea." He smiled when he saw Robert look up, probably ready to make coffee. "But I brought wine. You can drink with us."

Erik was happy that they'd be spending the evening watching a film with Mikkel and Fredrik because they were good kids. Sitting down on the couch, Fredrik had to stifle a giggle when he saw Mikkel put the bag down close to him. It was in reaching distance but away from Erik and Robert.

"I don't mind black tea. We have wine too because we know you like drinking it."

Fredrik glancing towards Mikkel, smirking and trying to keep a straight face. But oh it was hard!

"Thank you for the wine."

Erik getting some wine glasses ready.

"I'll have a small glass." Robert called to Erik. He usually didn't drink much but it was polite to join in. He sat on the other side of the couch so that Erik could sit between him and Fredrik.

Mikkel had all but curled up beside Fredrik in giggles before opening the bottle of wine. He had the tape protectively on his lap so no one else could have it.

"Thank you for having us over." Mikkel wanted to keep the conversation up so there was less time for anyone to get suspicious.

Erik poured Robert a small glass and offered Mikkel and Fredrik a cheeky wink because he loved it when the Brit drank with him, sometimes getting horny when he drank a bit. For now, Erik was behaving himself and offering Robert a small glass like he asked for. Sinking down into the chair next to Fredrik, Erik passed the Brit his drink.

"Thank you for suggesting a film night. Fluffig and I---we should do this more often."

Fredrik was fighting back a giggle but remained calm, burying his face in the Dane's hair for a moment or two.

There was another knock at the door and Damien calling in for them to come get their pizzas. Of course. Mikkel grinned at Fredrik.

"Why don't you get the pizzas and I will start the movie." Mikkel had to bite his lip to stop from bursting into giggles especially when he glanced over at Robert calmly drinking his wine. This was going to be so funny.

"Oh look pizzas are here!"

Fredrik looking to Erik, who got up and went to get them. Good. The bassist now shooting Mikkel a look, so he could quickly slide the tape in before either of them could notice. Erik speaking to Damien for a bit while Fredrik snorted out a giggle and clapped his hand over his mouth.

This was going to be a riot.

Mikkel was up and to the TV being devious. He had fast forwarded the movie far enough that it would pass the intro stuff that would give it away, and the title as well. It would start with the story which was cheesy from the look of it but no one would know immediately that it was porn.

Robert was simply enjoying time relaxing, quietly. Usually when the other band members came they were loud and drunk. This was nice.

Fredrik was glancing over to Mikkel then back to Erik as the Dane worked the video player, fast forwarding so that no one got wind that it was a dirty porno. Good. Erik coming back with the pizzas, setting them down and seeing which flavour was which.

"These smell nice. Oh---it's an action film? Spies?"

The guitarist smirked and then giggled, sliding down onto the seat, putting an arm around Robert and kissing him on the cheek. Fredrik couldn't hold a giggle that erupted from his lips. Erik just assumed Fredrik was drunk as he often giggled a lot anyway.

Mikkel covered his mouth at Erik's question to get control while he saw Robert go out to the kitchen to retrieve plates to eat on.

"It has a lot of action." Mikkel glanced at Fredrik from under his fluffy hair and winked. Robert put the plates down and settled in with his arm around Erik. These two were constantly giggling so it seemed normal.

Mikkel grabbed a couple pieces of pizza and the remote then went to snuggle up with Fredrik on the couch.

"Are we ready?" Mikkel was red cheeked from fighting the giggles.

Fredrik had to quickly shove his wine glass up into his lips because he was about to start laughing uncontrollably at Erik's question too. He sipped some wine without choking and then swallowed.

"Yeah, it's got action and um---spy things."

The young Swede couldn't mention anymore because otherwise it would give the game away. Erik took a few slices of pizza, putting them on Robert's plate before getting his own. Why hadn't they done this before?

"We're ready."

Mikkel snuggled up with Fredrik and started eating to fight his own giggling. This was near impossible.

"We haven't watched all of it yet." Mikkel mentioned. Had they watched any of it? No, that didn't matter as he hit play. The start of it was some formal party. It reminded him of James Bond. Mikkel realized they hadn't even checked about who was going to be doing what, or if this was fetishy. Too late now.

Erik ate some pizza as he watched the start of the film. A formal party like something out of a Jame Bond picture. Maybe there would be a baddy or some sort of conspiracy? It was all exciting!

"We haven't had chance to watch it yet so waited until we could share it with you."

Fredrik adding his own input as he snuggled into Mikkel's shoulder. How dirty would it be? Erik gently sliding his hand up Robert's leg, caressing it lovingly as he often did.

Mikkel kept eating and snuggling with Fredrik. He did notice that Erik had his hand up on Robert's thigh, how dirty.

The normal dignitary party things were going on and there was an obvious spy or hero sort of emerging as well as someone who seemed suspicious. Mikkel giggled because this was so cheesy.

Fredrik was also eating and cuddling with Mikkel as the film played out. Erik was touching Robert's thigh already! Wait until he found out what would happen soon in the film once it became more steamy...

"Oh look, the spy is a middle-aged man who is handsome."

Giggling into his drink, Fredrik noticed Erik watching the film carefully, taking it all in.

Mikkel buried himself against Fredrik.

"It looks like the person he's there to meet is younger. I wonder if one of them is a double agent?"

Mikkel said it and instantly stuffed his face with pizza to avoid laughing.

"Yes, he might be! The boy sort of looks a bit like you, Erik."

Fredrik trying not to choke on his piece of pizza as he chewed and giggled at the same time. Would the dark-haired Swede get the reference? Soon, both Erik and Robert would realise the film had lots of action indeed...

"What if he is a double agent?"

Erik now into the film, while gently stroking Robert's curly hair.

Mikkel giggled when he looked over at Robert who had a suspicious look. What if the Brit knew?

"He does look like Erik." Mikkel giggled even more. "Maybe he draws dirty porn too?"

Erik burst out laughing at Mikkel's comment about the young man on screen drawing porn or "art" in the Swede's case. The film was rather cliche but then what action film wasn't? It had Jame Bond vibes to it and Erik hoped Robert was enjoying himself too as he gave the Brit a kiss on the jaw.

"Are you enjoying it so far, Fluffig?"

Ooh, what would happen next?

Robert smiled and pulled Erik a little closer but he glanced over at the boys.

"What's the title of this movie?"

Mikkel's eyes got wide and he glanced at Fredrik for help. He couldn't say anything without laughing so much he would give himself away.

Fredrik's eyes went wide and he nearly choked on the piece of pizza he'd just stuffed into his mouth. What were they supposed to say now! Robert couldn't know the real title otherwise that would give the game away. Maybe Mikkel could make one up?

"Um---hang on...what was it again, Mikkel?"

He gave Mikkel a slight shove in the side gently and wondered what they could come up with. They could just say the title got rubbed off because it was an older version of the film and the box was damaged.

Mikkel glanced between Fredrik and Robert while shrugging.

"I don't know. I can't read Swedish." Which was true so there was that.

Robert couldn't argue with that so he focused on Fredrik because he could definitely read the title. Mikkel glanced at Fredrik and then at the TV screen. It was going to get dirty soon too. They were going to get found out one way or another.

Oh gods, this was getting too close.

Fredrik had to think of something and Mikkel had already said he couldn't read the Swedish, which was true, but still. Fuck! He had to say something...

"The label was sort of damaged when I found it. It was in the reduced bin."

Surely Erik and Robert would believe it? Erik just shrugging and snuggling up to Robert, not really bothered about the title because sitting with the Brit and watching the film was fun.

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