Lights, camera....action!

[rebellisk_tarta]

Fredrik and Mikkel had rooted through Hunter's adult film collection because they had felt like it. The dirty old fox owning all these cheesy, dirty cliche porn films. But oh! Fredrik was now showing Mikkel a rather special themed one.

"Look! Look what I found! It's a sexy spy porn with a boy and an older man. Let's watch this with Erik and Robert! We can make an evening out of it."

Surely, this would be the best idea because it would be hilarious for Erik and Robert to not know what the film was about. That it was hardcore porn. Erik loved spy films didn't he?

"What do you think?"

The bassist now snorting out giggles while showing Mikkel the back of the film box. It showed a man in his late forties with a younger man suggestively bending over a car. Perfect! Erik and Robert wouldn't know it was a porn film because Fredrik would hide the box cover. They could just assume it was an action film.

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[oprorsk_sode]

Mikkel had been rummaging in his own box of movies when Fredrik called him over. He took a look at the cover but really couldn't read much Swedish, yet.

"We should. Ivar and I have so much fun watching movies." Mikkel snorted out a giggle when he saw the back. "OH! an action movie!"

The Dane dissolved into giggles. "We should bring booze and snacks, chips and popcorn?"

If they wanted the couple to unknowingly watch a porn they better make it like a regular movie.

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Fredrik had managed to borrow a few of Hunter's films when he noticed Mikkel rummaging in his own box. Were they the ones that Ivar watched with the Dane? Perhaps.

"Ivar told me the ones you two watch are cheesy as fuck and so bad. Maybe this one will be just as bad? It's a spy action porn! Perfect for Erik and his dirty fantasies about Robert being a spy. Yeah, we need food."

The Swede nodded. If it was a film evening then the two would have to convince Erik and Robert that this was some sort of spy film.

[oprorsk_sode]

Now that they weren't in a hotel any longer this was definitely the source of the bad porn or Ivar renting it out rom some sex shop down on the strip. Mikkel adored the time with Ivar though since he could vent on things that he just couldn't to anyone else.

"I bet there's a line about stirring martinis that relates to a cock." Mikkel had learned so much about cheesy porn over the last few months.

"Well, Robert can't read Swedish yet, so.. maybe you can distract Erik from looking at the cover?" Mikkel was also trying to learn Swedish but knowing Danish made it easier than it was for the Brits. Except Tom, that man seemed to know everyone's languages.

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"Yeah! I bet there's shaken and stirred and loads of cheesy porn lines in it. I can distract Erik so he can't read the box."

Fredrik knew he'd have to be discreet when getting the film past Erik and into the video player. Robert couldn't read Swedish yet so at least that was a bonus. Ivar would be laughing if he knew what was going on.

"It says it's full of hardcore action. Kinky spy tools which look like sex toys to me."

The Swede snorted more giggles as he showed Mikkel the back of the box.

[oprorsk_sode]

"Maybe we should take the tape and leave the box?" Mikkel thought then there would be nothing to read and Hunter might not notice it was missing. It felt like a sound plan in the Dane's head.

He leaned in to the Swede so he could look at the pictures on the cover of the video. "Do you think Hunter has the toys to match his films?"

The questions had the Dane laughing. This was going to be perfect. He paused and pulled out his phone. "I'll text Erik and see if he wants to watch a movie with Robert and us, curled up on the couch with tea."

It seemed innocent enough and Erik had mention doing this with Robert anyway. This should get them in to position to play this dirty movie.

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"Oh yeah that's a good idea! Then no one can read what's on the box. A surprise."

Fredrik giggled and then kissed Mikkel on the cheek because the Dane's idea was perfect. This whole evening would be perfect. As for the toys maybe Hunter did have matching ones because the trashy wine aunt hoarded them.

"I'm sure Hunter has them since he's a dirty old wine aunt. We should find them and give them to Erik and Robert so they can act it all out after the film."

More giggles and the bassist was already pulling his phone out, ready to message Erik and tell him about their film evening. It would be so hilarious!

"Ok, here goes. Just sending Erik a message about the film..."

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"He says yes and he's going to bring Robert up to the room so we can all watch it together."

[oprorsk_sode]

Mikkel planted a playful kiss on the Swede's lips and ruffled his hair before digging around in the drawers. Soon he came up with a pair of metal handcuffs.

"What about these?" Mikkel knew he didn't want these on him ever but maybe Erik would? He wasn't sure what "spy gear" would entail but he's still looking.

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"Yes, those are spy gear, aren't they? Maybe Erik wants to be tied up by spy Robert?"

Fredrik loved it and wondered what else spy gear would come under, as they could find more sex toys as they rooted around in Hunter's drawers. They'd have to be quick before Erik and Robert arrived for the film. Surely, they'd enjoy watching it and end up fucking after. That was what Fredrik assumed anyway.

"Vibrating dildo maybe? That was on the box cover."

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"I bet he does." Mikkel snickered. "He likes when he's dominant."

That was what Mikkel had heard about the other Swede anyway. He started digging more and opened a drawer only to gasp.

"Look at all of them!" Mikkel turned bright red over the whole drawer of vibrators and sex toys. Surely one of these would match the box.

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"I heard he likes Robert authoritative."

Fredrik wasn't into that kind of kink at all but knew others were. The Swede burst out laughing at all the sex toys inside of the drawers. Fuck! How much did Hunter own? There was almost every sex toy known to man inside.

"There are so many! Let's try to find the ones that match the box."

This was a good plan. Fredrik now pulling out a sparkly blue dildo with buttons on the end. That looked like a spy gadget.

[oprorsk_sode]

Mikkel couldn't help the giggles that were taking over. He had seen sex toys but he had never used any and really didn't think he ever wanted to either.

"How are we going to hide these?" He could think of practical things. How were they going to sneak these into the apartment without Robert noticing, or Erik?

[rebellisk_tarta]

Fredrik was now burying his head in Mikkel's hair, giggling so hard his face was all red. Where would they hide the sex toys? Maybe if they put them in a food bag and disguised it as movie food?

"We could put them inside a food bag and hide them like that?"

Maybe that would work.

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"EWWWWW!" Mikkel made a face. "I don't want things that have been in asses with the food."

Mikkel yelled it and then burst into embarrassed laughter. It was an intense reaction.

"Maybe another bag though? We could bring wine and then in that bag?"

for Robert

[rockandroll_swede]

Erik couldn't help feeling all flush and hard after watching the porno with everyone else. The whole spy setting turned the Swede on and he was now watching Fredrik and Mikkel leave, presumably off to find Sigurd. Once they'd left the room, Erik giggled, switching off the porno and sliding onto Robert's lap putting the handcuffs onto the table.

"Fluffig, I want you."

The guitarist sliding both hands up Robert's thighs, squeezing gently as his pants were now tented with a very visible erection. He couldn't help it. The film had caused this reaction in the young man.

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Robert watched the two young men leave and could only think they were like Aarne. What a hell it would be for those two to go and harass others with the Fin. Sighing he slid his arms around Erik's waist when the Swede got into his lap.

"Were you in on this?" He asked, mostly teasing, but he could see Erik was needy now. Robert didn't find pornography that interesting, not like many of the others.

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The Swede shook his head, still smiling cheekily, now knowing the boys had set up a porno for him and Robert to watch. It had been entertaining though!

"No, not this time, Sötnos. I thought it was a normal spy action film like you did."

Erik had no idea it would be a porn and wondered if Hunter had been in on it because his brother had a whole library of cliche, cheesy porn. Right now, Erik just wanted to be touched, kissed and fucked by Robert.

"The film was like one of my dirty dreams."

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"That's a first." Robert chuckled but he pulled Erik closer. He had learned that he was going to end up getting pranked now and then since Erik sometimes started things himself and someone else would "get him back" with another prank.

"I'm not surprised." Robert stared at the young man in his lap and shook his head. "I see how you look whenever I mention my military career."

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"You think my mind is one big porn film!"

Erik started to laugh and buried his face in Robert's neck, kissing under the man's jaw. Hunter often said his baby brother's mind was a dirty trash dumpster filled with porn fantasies.

"Did you enjoy any part of the film?"

The Swede was genuinely curious.

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"It is where your art comes from." Robert mentioned it with a giggle while his hands drifted up to Erik's head to pull him farther into his hair.

"I'm not very interested in pornography." Robert leaned back and kissed Erik. "But, I can tell you do."

[rockandroll_swede]

"I find it interesting in a way from where the art direction goes. Maybe because both mine and Hunter's parents are adult film actors, I'm not sure. It's still not as good as the real thing though."

Erik giggled and kissed the end of Robert's nose playfully while still straddling the older man's lap.

"Some of it---well, it arouses me."

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Robert laughed as he wrapped his arms loosely around Erik's waist as he settled in his lap.

"My brother teases me about your fantasies." Robert started laugh because Rekker was a horrible harasser but it was something that they have shared since they were children. "Apparently, he's shared that with those two blonde boys."

[rockandroll_swede]

"Rekker? What does he tease you about? That you are a hot druid perhaps."

Erik winked and then wiggled around a little in Robert's lap suggestively. The whole porno had aroused the Swede and he couldn't think of anything except sex right now. The two blond boys---Mikkel and Fredrik? It had to be.

"Fredrik and Mikkel were really sweet tonight bringing us a film to watch."

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"Spy, Druid, I'm sure Aarne tells him everything."

Robert gave Erik's ass a squeeze for all the suggestive wiggling. He was being such a tease right now. Even if the porn wasn't Robert's thing but Erik's flirting definitely was.

"It reminds me of Aarne before we were together." Robert smiled because, though a bit annoying at the time, Aarne trying to put them in the same place all the time was really sweet.

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"I do like watching spy films and reading about druids in ancient forests. Painting them is even better."

Erik giggled and slid his hands up Robert's arms, squeezing the man's biceps gently whilst nuzzling into those big curls by his shoulders. He sat back in Robert's lap and nodded at that.

"Aarne got us a blind date, Fluffig."

[thisisgroundcontrol]

"Everyone knows about your 'paintings'."

Robert laughed as he pulled Erik in. It was nice to have Erik close and relaxing.

"Aarne was determined to get me dating someone." Robert pressed a kiss to Erik's temple. "I'm glad it was you."