Fredrik Halvorsson (
rebellisk_tarta) wrote2022-12-25 08:44 pm
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Lights, camera....action!
Fredrik and Mikkel had rooted through Hunter's adult film collection because they had felt like it. The dirty old fox owning all these cheesy, dirty cliche porn films. But oh! Fredrik was now showing Mikkel a rather special themed one.
"Look! Look what I found! It's a sexy spy porn with a boy and an older man. Let's watch this with Erik and Robert! We can make an evening out of it."
Surely, this would be the best idea because it would be hilarious for Erik and Robert to not know what the film was about. That it was hardcore porn. Erik loved spy films didn't he?
"What do you think?"
The bassist now snorting out giggles while showing Mikkel the back of the film box. It showed a man in his late forties with a younger man suggestively bending over a car. Perfect! Erik and Robert wouldn't know it was a porn film because Fredrik would hide the box cover. They could just assume it was an action film.
"Look! Look what I found! It's a sexy spy porn with a boy and an older man. Let's watch this with Erik and Robert! We can make an evening out of it."
Surely, this would be the best idea because it would be hilarious for Erik and Robert to not know what the film was about. That it was hardcore porn. Erik loved spy films didn't he?
"What do you think?"
The bassist now snorting out giggles while showing Mikkel the back of the film box. It showed a man in his late forties with a younger man suggestively bending over a car. Perfect! Erik and Robert wouldn't know it was a porn film because Fredrik would hide the box cover. They could just assume it was an action film.
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Fredrik wasn't into that kind of kink at all but knew others were. The Swede burst out laughing at all the sex toys inside of the drawers. Fuck! How much did Hunter own? There was almost every sex toy known to man inside.
"There are so many! Let's try to find the ones that match the box."
This was a good plan. Fredrik now pulling out a sparkly blue dildo with buttons on the end. That looked like a spy gadget.
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"How are we going to hide these?" He could think of practical things. How were they going to sneak these into the apartment without Robert noticing, or Erik?
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"We could put them inside a food bag and hide them like that?"
Maybe that would work.
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Mikkel yelled it and then burst into embarrassed laughter. It was an intense reaction.
"Maybe another bag though? We could bring wine and then in that bag?"
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Fredrik shook his head, giggling still, understanding Mikkel's disgust. The sex toys were clean but he knew they'd been up people's asses.
"Yeah, just in another bag. We don't need to say what's in it."
This would surely work.
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This was the perfect plan. The more he thought about it, the more he giggled.
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The Swede was happy to help and pay for the food since he had money and wanted to treat his friends for the evening. He had after all just paid for a subscription for porn movies and magazines to be delivered to the apartment each week. Everyone should be able to enjoy themselves.
"This will be funny."
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Mikkel paused and then added. "Do we need to get a vegetarian one? Are pizzas vegetarian?" He knew at least two of the Sterlings were vegetarians and he briefly wondered if Martyn was too.
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Fredrik wasn't sure about Martyn so maybe Tordis would know more. If it was just going to be Erik, Robert, Mikkel and himself then Fredrik knew pizza choices would be important.
"Ok, let me order some pizzas."
The Swede doing the ordering while Mikkel packed up the "items."
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He let Fredrik do the ordering and snuck back to their own apartment to pack things up. He hoped Sigurd didn't catch him because he might ruin everything.
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Fredrik hung up the phone and then followed Mikkel along to the room so that they could get everything ready. It would be a fucking riot. Erik and Robert would be up soon so both boys needed to be discreet. It was a good thing dirty daddy was out drinking somewhere tonight.
"This will be so good."
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He wasn't sure but what if Erik wanted to do things because of the porn.
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Fredrik just blushed hard and grabbed hold of Mikkel's arm, snorting out giggles. Maybe they would want to get kinky and things so their apartment sounded better. Once both men realised what the film was about things were bound to turn dirty.
"Ok, let's go to their apartment."
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Now he was teasing because after all the porn he had watched, none of it had made him want anything sexual.
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Fredrik knew it wouldn't be as hardcore as maybe Robert or Erik might get but it could be cuddling, touching and perhaps foreplay of some sort. The Swede was fine with that. He just wanted everyone to have a fun time with one another.
"Ivar's porn is cheesy and bad. Let's hope this will be more fun for everyone."
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Erik though, in Mikkel's mind, seemed like someone who would get crazy from porn. Maybe that was just a perception.
"Ivar and I have watched such terrible pornos."
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Fredrik thought it would be a nice gift for those who liked sitting in and watching films together. Erik drew porn so maybe he would get a kick out of it.
"I bet you have. Ok---let's go to Erik and Robert's room and set everything up."
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"OH! The wine." Mikkel almost forgot to put the wine in the bag with the sex toys. He then texted down to Damien who was watching the door so the pizzas could be brought up. After he took Fredrik's hand and started dragging him out the door and toward the apartment Erik and Robert shared.
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Fredrik rather spending his evening messing around drunkenly with his closest friend than sitting watching cliche porn all night. Each to their own though. People like Ronno making their own porn live on stage.
"The wine! Oh yeah---we mustn't forget that."
Everything was set and the boys just had to get to Erik and Robert's room to start it all off. The Swede snorting out giggles as they walked.
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Mikkel Kissed Fredrik's cheek and then knocked loudly on the apartment Robert and Erik shared.
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"Hej! Thanks for the message. We're just making tea."
The guitarist let both Mikkel and Fredrik inside, closing the door behind them, noticing Mikkel was carrying bags of possibly food and drink.
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He thought it was polite and sneakily pulled out one of the bottles to hand to Erik while keeping a hold of the bag with the "other things" also in it.
Robert came over after setting out the tea on the coffee table by the couch where they would presumably be watching the movie. "Good evening. You two look drunk?"
Mikkel started to laugh more. For once both of them were relatively sober.
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Fredrik interrupted Erik and put a hand on the older Swede's arm in assurance. It had all been sorted so Erik didn't need to worry about the Brit's dietary requirements. Everything would be cool.
"It's ok, we've sorted the pizzas haven't we, Mikkel? Oh, what tea are you making?"
The bassist now trying to distract Erik more as Mikkel had the bag in his hands. For once both boys were more sober than usual.
"We're not drunk this time! Not as trashed as we usually are."
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"It's just a black tea. I didn't know what type you drank." Robert was pouring himself a cup of tea.
Mikkel sat down on the same end of the couch as where he had stored his bag. "In Denmark, we drink more coffee than tea." He smiled when he saw Robert look up, probably ready to make coffee. "But I brought wine. You can drink with us."
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"I don't mind black tea. We have wine too because we know you like drinking it."
Fredrik glancing towards Mikkel, smirking and trying to keep a straight face. But oh it was hard!
"Thank you for the wine."
Erik getting some wine glasses ready.
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