Lights, camera....action!

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Fredrik and Mikkel had rooted through Hunter's adult film collection because they had felt like it. The dirty old fox owning all these cheesy, dirty cliche porn films. But oh! Fredrik was now showing Mikkel a rather special themed one.

"Look! Look what I found! It's a sexy spy porn with a boy and an older man. Let's watch this with Erik and Robert! We can make an evening out of it."

Surely, this would be the best idea because it would be hilarious for Erik and Robert to not know what the film was about. That it was hardcore porn. Erik loved spy films didn't he?

"What do you think?"

The bassist now snorting out giggles while showing Mikkel the back of the film box. It showed a man in his late forties with a younger man suggestively bending over a car. Perfect! Erik and Robert wouldn't know it was a porn film because Fredrik would hide the box cover. They could just assume it was an action film.

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Mikkel planted a playful kiss on the Swede's lips and ruffled his hair before digging around in the drawers. Soon he came up with a pair of metal handcuffs.

"What about these?" Mikkel knew he didn't want these on him ever but maybe Erik would? He wasn't sure what "spy gear" would entail but he's still looking.

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"Yes, those are spy gear, aren't they? Maybe Erik wants to be tied up by spy Robert?"

Fredrik loved it and wondered what else spy gear would come under, as they could find more sex toys as they rooted around in Hunter's drawers. They'd have to be quick before Erik and Robert arrived for the film. Surely, they'd enjoy watching it and end up fucking after. That was what Fredrik assumed anyway.

"Vibrating dildo maybe? That was on the box cover."

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"I bet he does." Mikkel snickered. "He likes when he's dominant."

That was what Mikkel had heard about the other Swede anyway. He started digging more and opened a drawer only to gasp.

"Look at all of them!" Mikkel turned bright red over the whole drawer of vibrators and sex toys. Surely one of these would match the box.

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"I heard he likes Robert authoritative."

Fredrik wasn't into that kind of kink at all but knew others were. The Swede burst out laughing at all the sex toys inside of the drawers. Fuck! How much did Hunter own? There was almost every sex toy known to man inside.

"There are so many! Let's try to find the ones that match the box."

This was a good plan. Fredrik now pulling out a sparkly blue dildo with buttons on the end. That looked like a spy gadget.

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Mikkel couldn't help the giggles that were taking over. He had seen sex toys but he had never used any and really didn't think he ever wanted to either.

"How are we going to hide these?" He could think of practical things. How were they going to sneak these into the apartment without Robert noticing, or Erik?

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Fredrik was now burying his head in Mikkel's hair, giggling so hard his face was all red. Where would they hide the sex toys? Maybe if they put them in a food bag and disguised it as movie food?

"We could put them inside a food bag and hide them like that?"

Maybe that would work.

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"EWWWWW!" Mikkel made a face. "I don't want things that have been in asses with the food."

Mikkel yelled it and then burst into embarrassed laughter. It was an intense reaction.

"Maybe another bag though? We could bring wine and then in that bag?"

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"I didn't mean with the food just in a spare food bag."

Fredrik shook his head, giggling still, understanding Mikkel's disgust. The sex toys were clean but he knew they'd been up people's asses.

"Yeah, just in another bag. We don't need to say what's in it."

This would surely work.

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Mikkel leaned into Fredrik giggling. "Ok. Let's go grab some wine and stash these in the bag. We can order some food too."

This was the perfect plan. The more he thought about it, the more he giggled.

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"Ok, let's do that. What food shall we order? Want me to since I've got my phone out already."

The Swede was happy to help and pay for the food since he had money and wanted to treat his friends for the evening. He had after all just paid for a subscription for porn movies and magazines to be delivered to the apartment each week. Everyone should be able to enjoy themselves.

"This will be funny."

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"Pizza?" That was the food the Americans seemed to eat with movies. "We can pack up this stuff while we wait for it to be delivered."

Mikkel paused and then added. "Do we need to get a vegetarian one? Are pizzas vegetarian?" He knew at least two of the Sterlings were vegetarians and he briefly wondered if Martyn was too.

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"Pizza, yes! Um---I think Rekker and Robert might be vegetarian. Not sure about Erik. He likes fish. We could get a big fish pizza for Erik and a vegetable one for Robert."

Fredrik wasn't sure about Martyn so maybe Tordis would know more. If it was just going to be Erik, Robert, Mikkel and himself then Fredrik knew pizza choices would be important.

"Ok, let me order some pizzas."

The Swede doing the ordering while Mikkel packed up the "items."

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"Get one with mushrooms and extra cheese." That was vegetarian and Mikkel liked those a lot.

He let Fredrik do the ordering and snuck back to their own apartment to pack things up. He hoped Sigurd didn't catch him because he might ruin everything.

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"Mushrooms and extra cheese? Ok got it. I'll order a big meat feast for myself."

Fredrik hung up the phone and then followed Mikkel along to the room so that they could get everything ready. It would be a fucking riot. Erik and Robert would be up soon so both boys needed to be discreet. It was a good thing dirty daddy was out drinking somewhere tonight.

"This will be so good."

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Mikkel glanced around after everything was packed. "Maybe we should go to their apartment?"

He wasn't sure but what if Erik wanted to do things because of the porn.

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"You think---they'll get horny and want to do things after?"

Fredrik just blushed hard and grabbed hold of Mikkel's arm, snorting out giggles. Maybe they would want to get kinky and things so their apartment sounded better. Once both men realised what the film was about things were bound to turn dirty.

"Ok, let's go to their apartment."

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Mikkel clung to Fredrik laughing. "What if we want to do something after...?"

Now he was teasing because after all the porn he had watched, none of it had made him want anything sexual.

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"Oh um---I hadn't thought about that. Well, if we want to do something we can go back to our room after?"

Fredrik knew it wouldn't be as hardcore as maybe Robert or Erik might get but it could be cuddling, touching and perhaps foreplay of some sort. The Swede was fine with that. He just wanted everyone to have a fun time with one another.

"Ivar's porn is cheesy and bad. Let's hope this will be more fun for everyone."

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Mikkel snorted with laughter and leaned into Fredrik. "I've never seen a porn that made me want to do anything. I was teasing."

Erik though, in Mikkel's mind, seemed like someone who would get crazy from porn. Maybe that was just a perception.

"Ivar and I have watched such terrible pornos."

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"They are usually so fucking cliche and awful. I don't see how Hunter can enjoy watching so many. But others like them so that's why I subscribed to the XXX store down the Strip."

Fredrik thought it would be a nice gift for those who liked sitting in and watching films together. Erik drew porn so maybe he would get a kick out of it.

"I bet you have. Ok---let's go to Erik and Robert's room and set everything up."

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"They make me laugh." Mikkel had fun watching them or looking at the magazines but not the same way others did.

"OH! The wine." Mikkel almost forgot to put the wine in the bag with the sex toys. He then texted down to Damien who was watching the door so the pizzas could be brought up. After he took Fredrik's hand and started dragging him out the door and toward the apartment Erik and Robert shared.

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"They are amusing. Not as funny as what we do when drunk though."

Fredrik rather spending his evening messing around drunkenly with his closest friend than sitting watching cliche porn all night. Each to their own though. People like Ronno making their own porn live on stage.

"The wine! Oh yeah---we mustn't forget that."

Everything was set and the boys just had to get to Erik and Robert's room to start it all off. The Swede snorting out giggles as they walked.

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Robert was so unaware of what was about to happen as he made some tea. It didn't seem out of place for Erik's friends to want to come and watch a movie. Besides, he rarely got to spend time with the younger musicians.

Mikkel Kissed Fredrik's cheek and then knocked loudly on the apartment Robert and Erik shared.

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Erik was the first at the door because he'd received the message from Fredrik about a film night which was a really good idea. Robert needed to spend some more time with the younger musicians in Erik's mind and this would be the perfect time to do so.

"Hej! Thanks for the message. We're just making tea."

The guitarist let both Mikkel and Fredrik inside, closing the door behind them, noticing Mikkel was carrying bags of possibly food and drink.

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Mikkel smiled and then started giggling the moment he saw Erik. "Damien will bring the pizza when it gets here and I brought some wine."

He thought it was polite and sneakily pulled out one of the bottles to hand to Erik while keeping a hold of the bag with the "other things" also in it.

Robert came over after setting out the tea on the coffee table by the couch where they would presumably be watching the movie. "Good evening. You two look drunk?"

Mikkel started to laugh more. For once both of them were relatively sober.