Not that Isamu has much of an idea of what is going on. The boys on the other side of the line are quite drunk, and barely making coherent sense as it is.

“Penis size varies between individuals. Penis size also changes over the course of a single individual’s lifespan. Therefore, it is very likely that even Jack and Ziggy do not possess absolutely identical penises.” He tried to summarize between, what, was one of them crying now? “Does that answer your initial question?”