"I love you too as a best friend. A bästa vän. If you want I can teach you some Swedish for your dirty daddy. Smutsig Pappa means Dirty Daddy in my language."

Fredrik couldn't resist teaching his Dane friend some Swedish to surprise and impress his dirty boyfriend. Weird? That was his name and the Swede wondered what his real name was, if he even had one.

"That's a really sweet idea, Mikkel. Dirty Siggy will love it if you give him a hand massage after a performance."