"Dirty Siggy? I've heard that name used by his brother. It's funny! Sigurd is handsome in his own way though and I know he loves you so much even if he is a grumpy old man sometimes."

Fredrik loved how the dark-haired Swede fawned over his bratty boyfriend in a way that no one else could. Being the Dane's best friend and drunk cuddle buddy was all he really wanted because it made sense to him.

"Gloria is teaching you to massage hands? I didn't know that. She's that hairy Brit bassist's girlfriend isn't she?"